Who The Hell Is This DadHoc Guy?
                  
So you stumbled upon my humble little bite of the
                  web, huh? My name's Fran, and I'm many things to many people.
                  A storyteller, a visual artist, a scholar, an archer, a bit of
                  a jackass. To you, I'm mostly the webmaster of this little
                  portfolio / project. 
                  As for the website, well, I got sick of using Google Drive and
                  Instagram to host my art. Both those sites represent companies
                  that, in turn, represent everything wrong with the modern web
                  in my not-so-humble opinion. (shoutouts to google domains for
                  the cheap URL btw lol)
                  
                  This project started out with a template, but then my ADHD hit
                  and I couldn't be bothered to read the documentation, so I did
                  as neurodivergent does and decided to learn me some HTML / CSS
                  instead :)
                  
                  Besides showcasing my art, I'm not sure what the goal of this
                  site is. Old web revival, maybe? A bit of a nostalgia trip,
                  for sure... I dunno. I'm just having fun with it, to be
                  honest. I hope you enjoy this place as much as I'm enjoying
                  putting it together ♥
                  
                  The code in this website, unless otherwise credited below, was
                  written by me (admittedly with a lot of help, especially the
                  foundational stuff). The same goes for all of the graphics
                  used on the website, all painstakingly crafted in Aseprite for
                  that genuine 98 PC feel.
                  
                  I also have a ko-fi page set up, feel free to drop me a few
                  quid if you feel like it. I won't lie, the money is probably
                  gonna go towards my hobbies, but in a roundabout way, it would
                  also help fund the website / my photography (all the overhead
                  of those things comes from the same funds as everything else,
                  lol). You can find it
                  here
                  :) 
                  
                  DISCLAIMER
                  
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The opinions expressed, works displayed, language used,
                  as well as any and all other content present on this website
                  do not represent any parties associated with me, or with whom
                  I am associated. Everything in this website, unless clearly
                  stated otherwise, is mine and mine alone.
                  
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                  Below are some shoutouts to some solid folks I love very much,
                  and credits where they are due. Most of the websites linked in
                  this section have their own guestbooks, so go wild, tell them
                  Dad sent ya.
                  
                
                  Friends on the New Old Web
                  
ANONICUS
                    
                  
Great lad, known him for years. Love the work he's doing
                  on his page, he's the one in our friend circle who really
                  kicked off our drive to join the New Old Web. Currently
                  working on a game, as I understand it; I'm sure he'll tell you
                  all about it in his blog. Make sure you check out his OCs too!
                  
GUMMY
                    
                  
Where do I start with this guy? One of my oldest
                  friends, and one of my dearest. Fancies himself a streamer,
                  and he's a pretty damn good one at that. I love the stuff he's
                  doing on his page, too, especially the daily Did You Know
                  section. Kid wears his love for the Dreamcast on his sleeve,
                  and I respect the hell out of that. His OCs are great, too
                  (like Anonicus, he has a whole page dedicated to them! Don't
                  tell him I said this, but Greg is still my favourite).
                  
                  
Credits / Attribution
                  
                    April Tao / Github 
                  Many, many thanks for all the help with unraveling the
                  mysteries of CSS and for providing some substantial help with
                  the foundations of this website. Most of the code here would
                  be spaghetti without her help :^]
                  
                    Isaiah Odhner / 98.js 
                  The unfathomably cool, pure .js reconstruction of Win98 (which
                  is saving me a lot of time setting up VMs just to refer to a
                  working copy of the OS)
                  
                    Andrew Badr 
                  Creator of
                  Your World of Text,
                  the platform on which the
                  campfire section of this
                  website is built.
                  
                  
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